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Bodypainted cartoon character pussy

Rictor — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:45:41 +0000

Some chicks will do anything for money, like say let you bodypaint Homer Simpson on their pussy. Check out the link for some pretty damn funny video clips from Money Talks.

Strip miniature golf

Rictor — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:43:12 +0000

I love miniature golf, and I’ve been known to make a wager with my girlfriends when I play, usually for sexual favors. I’ve never tried to convince any of them to play strip miniature golf, however, which is what Josie Junior does in these video clips.

Easter Bunny Sex

Rictor — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:02:33 +0000

Okay, well, it’s almost Easter and that means holiday-themed porn, right? Well, Money Talks has one of the most fucked up videos I’ve ever seen, with an Easter bunny chasing naked girls around and fucking them outdoors, toples babes collecting Easter eggs, practical jokes and more. This is one wacky fuck video and the Benny Hill-style music really sells it.

Suck Me, I’m Irish!

Rictor — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:45:25 +0000

St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and Raven Riley knows how to celebrate in style! This brunette spinner will give you more than a kiss if you’re Irish. She’ll get down on knees and worship your cock! Damn, since I’m half Irish, I hope I can at least get a handjob.

Remember the true meaning of the holiday, folks. Get drunk, have fun and get laid! That’s how the OurNameHere crew lives every day!

Naked People

Rictor — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:58:33 +0000

There’s a cool new art website called Naked People that features average people, both male and female, photographed fully clothed and then fully nude. We’ve all seen thousands of pornstars naked, but their something exciting and interesting about seeing an average person in the buff. The photographer is Sebastian Kempa. Check out his website if you want to virtually undress a few people.

Wiimote up the pussy

Rictor — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 01:08:33 +0000

This gamer girl deserves a special place of honor in the gamer girl hall of fame for taking a Wiimote and a nunchuk up her pussy. This photo gallery from Money Talks shows something every red blooded guy with a Wii has been thinking of doing since he bought it but probably didn’t have the guts to try with his girlfriend. My only question is, how do you get the pussy smell our of your controller after that?

Donut Shop Girls Flash and Fuck

Rictor — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:21:27 +0000

Well, the mystery of how donut glaze is made has been solved. Unfortunately, I will probably never be able to eat donuts again after watching this video. The Money Talks crew walk into a doughnut shop and bribe the two girls working there to flash their tits for the camera. One thing leads to another and soon they’re sucking cock and fucking. Well, you can’t really blame them. After all, minimum wage doesn’t pay the bills in this economy!

Topless Space Invaders

Rictor — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:32:30 +0000

So, if Christy Marks wasn’t already one of my favorite pornstars because of her topless Guitar Hero spread, this video I just found of her playing the Space Invaders arcade game would cause her to jump straight to the top of my list. Seriously, what could be better than a busty babe bent over an old school arcade game with her tits bouncing around as she plays? Sigh. Christy, will you marry me?

Spanking Guide to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Rictor — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:08:25 +0000

Let’s face it, 95% of guys would cancel their subscriptions to Sports Illustrated right now if they stopped putting out their annual Swimsuit Issue, which is an excuse to show off half naked women. You see, it’s easy to make up an excuse for owning the SI Swimsuit Issue. “It comes with the subscription, honey!” It’s also the reason it ends up in the bathroom, which is where you read all your sports magazines. The Swimsuit Issue has been spank material for guys of all ages for years now and ,thankfully, it’s only gotten better in the digital age. Now SI does a whole website full of photos and videos of scantily clad models.

Well, their website is kind of a pain in the ass to navigate, so I thought I’d save you all the trouble and write this quick little guide for those in a hurry to spank one out to the 2009 SI girls. Let’s jump right into it, shall we?

If you have a fetish for…

1. Redheads - Cintia Dicker is a natural redhead and my favorite model of 2009. Check her out if fire bushes are your thing.

2. Celebrities - Danica Patrick is the biggest name in this year’s magazine, so if you get off on half-naked celebs or female racecar drivers, you’ll want to check out her pics and vids.

3. Black Chicks - If you’re a fan of the ebony ladies, SI has several of them for you this year. In my humble opinion, Damaris Lewis is the best looking of the bunch.

4. Cheerleaders - Who doesn’t love cheerleaders? SI got a bunch of NBA dancers to be in their mag this year. Awesome!

5. Tennis Players - Female athletes have amazing bodies, particularly female tennis players. Here we get to see them out of their tennis skirts and into some bikinis.

6. Hawaiians - Jarah Mariano does her home state proud.

7. Russian - Irina Sheik is doing her part to prove Cold War lies about the ugly appearance of Russian women to be untrue propaganda.

8. Asian - Jessica Gomes is only half Asian, but that combined with her Portuguese half gives her an exotic look that is all her own.

9. Body Painting - Have a body painting fetish? Who doesn’t like staring at naked women using paint as clothing?

10. Blondes - Australian Jessica Hart shows us why blondes have more fun…or at least the guys who date them do.

Well, I hope this guide helps save some of you some time so you can get straight to the spanking. I know I enjoyed doing my research. I know I left out brunettes, but does anyone really have a brunette fetish?

Underwater Blowjob and Sex

Rictor — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:52:05 +0000

Underwater sex is one of those weird fetishes that popped up all over the web a few years back. I never really got it, although even I have to admit that the underwater blowjob given by this random chick over at Money Talks is pretty damn impressive. I actually got an underwater blowjob once back in my college days, and it was an interesting experience. Maybe that’s why I’m not obsessed with it, as I’ve already tried it. Anyway, check out the video clips from Money Talks and let me know what you think.